That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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