I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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