At least make sure they are 18
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sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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