he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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