What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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