I'm really into asian looking animals
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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