My brain says no but my pants say off.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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