i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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