I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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