I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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