She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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