i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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