I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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