Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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