gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i think my cat just said my name.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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