i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Panties = found
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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