What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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