Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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