Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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