Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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