i don't like sucking hair
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Just cropdusted the office
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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