Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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