well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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