I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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