Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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