I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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