yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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