I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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