Porn is love you can see.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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