According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We need to get me chipped asap
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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