it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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