He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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