is your mom at the bar?
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I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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