just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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