shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I FOUND THE LEGS
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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