Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
how drunk are you?
Several
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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