do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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