in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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