just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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