I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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