Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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