they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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