We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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