Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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