its not stalking. its research.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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