I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
this just has baby written all over it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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