If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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