There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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