Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I am midnight drunk by noon
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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