I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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